Parents are justly concerned that their children are being led into danger by the GOTH subculture. How can you tell if your child is a GOTH? Look for these warning signs.

  • Wears black clothing.
  • Has piercings or tattoos.
  • Wears a pentagram or an ankh (an ancient Egyptian symbol used in Satanic Ba’al-worshipping rituals).
  • Wears rock T-shirts.
  • Listens to GOTH bands such as Marilyn Manson, or to other antisocial music.
  • "Hangs out" with new friends.
  • Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
  • Shows diminished interest in wholesome activities such as church, prayer, and sports.
  • Takes drugs.
  • Kills people for fun.
  • Stays up late at night and/or drinks blood.
  • Watches cable.
  • Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.
  • Is secretive.
  • Spends large amounts of time alone.
  • Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know.
  • Misbehaves in school.
  • "Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.
  • Hears music when the only sound is noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.
  • Uses a computer or the Internet.
  • Plays video games or role-playing games.
  • Reads science fiction or fantasy books.
  • Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).
  • Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them).
  • Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM.
  • Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
  • Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools.
  • Sleeps too much or too little.
  • Eats too much or too little.
  • Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex.
  • Is a homosexual, bisexual, or "pansexual."
  • Smokes clove cigarettes.
  • Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house.
  • Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.
  • Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus.
  • Says, "I am a GOTH."
  • Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH."
  • Talks about going to GOTH clubs or parties.
  • Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances.
  • Owns more than one cast-iron cauldron.
  • Dances to music.
  • Behaves in any unusual or alarming way.
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    All text on this site was written by Benjamin Covelo (aka Josh Philip Ross), whose site promotes secularism on a regular basis.