Place an (x) by all the things you’ve done. Then send it to your friends (including me). This is for your entire life!
( ) Been to South America
(X) Been to Europe (if you count Ireland)
(X) Been to Asia
( ) Been on a cruise
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
( ) Watched someone die
( ) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X) Gone to Washington , DC
(X) Been to Vegas
( ) Been to a lighthouse
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Seen the Cherry Blossoms in Washington , DC
(X) Played cops and robbers
( ) Flown a plane
( ) Owned a boat
( ) Recently colored with crayons
( ) Been to the Kentucky Derby
( ) Been to Key West
(X) Been to a rodeo
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
(X) Made prank phone calls.
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
( ) Seen the green flash at sunset
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Gone to the movies
( ) Owned a convertible
1. Any nickname? Joshy Teacher, Rooster, Ushua, Ush
2. Mother’s name? Pesha
3. Body Piercing? Left ear, now closed
4. How much do you love your job? A whole lot. A serious whole lot.
5. Birthplace? San Francisco, CA
6. Ever been to Hawaii ? Yes, as an infant
7. Ever been to Africa ? No
8. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? Who can remember?
9. Ever been on TV? Yes
10. Ever steal any traffic sign? No
11. Ever been in a car accident? Yes
12. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? No
13. Favorite number? I dig primes.
14. Favorite movie? Barking Dogs Never Bite
15. Favorite holiday? Chanukkah
16. Favorite dessert? Chocolate with chocolate, dipped in chocolate, with chocolate sauce and chocolate on the side
17. Favorite food? Too many to choose just one, but I could eat San Francisco-style burritos forever
18. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
19. Favorite brand of body wash? Aveeno
20. How do you relax? I watch Simpsons episodes I can sing along with
21. How do you see yourself in 10 years? With a positive net worth, and maybe a Ph.D., or a nice State Department posting