[mistakes]

Topic: Politics
“Very seldom in life do you get a chance to fix something that went wrong.”

This quote, from Vice President Dick Cheney, is taken from a recent Jane Mayer piece in the New Yorker about Ahmed Chalabi. The veep is talking, of course, about fixing Iraq — correcting the error of the first Bush White House, which left Saddam Hussein in power after the Gulf War. But Cheney’s words could also stand as an epitaph for our current war and occupation, in which mistake after mistake has been made, from intelligence failures to poor tactical planning, from allowing postwar looting to dispanding the army, through Abu Ghraib, and on and on until we find ourselves in the present mess, with no light at the end of the tunnel yet visible. Unfortunately, I agree with Cheney (for once): it’s rare that you get a chance to go back and fix a mistake, which makes it even less common that you get to fix ten or twelve in a row.

I have my doubts about whether any U.S. administration can pick up the pieces now. So many things have gone wrong, and so little has been done to correct them, that it may be too late. We may lose this war. At best, we might hope that Europe will bail us out. At worst, we will linger in Iraq for years, racking up American and foreign casualties, before finally withdrawing in shame and chaos.

Very seldom in life do you get a chance to fix something that went wrong.

[a sad day for columbians]

Topic: Around Town
I am devastated to learn from Gothamist that Columbia Hot Bagels, a glorious neighborhood institution that offered up fresh, delicious bagels 24/7, is closing.

I suppose it’s a sign of the times that upscale Nussbaum & Wu will now be the principal purveyor of bagels near Columbia. The university, which also happens to be one of the biggest landowners in the city, has been engaged in a gentrification campaign that will soon push the entire neighborhood beyond the price range of the students, forcing them back into the dreadful dining halls. I remember when Columbia raised the rent on College Inn, claiming that the neighborhood didn’t need yet another diner; a couple of years later, College Inn’s old site was occupied by a newfangled, much more expensive diner of the sort that has an Elvis clock with swinging legs to let you know that it’s a hip retro establishment and not a place for good, hot, cheap eats.

In any case, Columbia Bagels will be missed.

[and steven segal is a lama]

Topic: Culture
Ben Macintyre’s recent book, The Man Who Would Be King, tells the story of Josiah Harlan, a Pennsylvania Quaker who became the first recorded American visitor to Afghanistan, where he had gone to make his fortune after being jilted by his fiance. As Macintyre’s title suggests, Harlan was probably the inspiration for Rudyard Kipling’s famous story, which John Houston subsequently made into a movie starring Sean Connery and Michael Caine.

At one point in his adventurous life, Harlan was granted the title of Prince of Ghor, to be passed down to his descendents in perpetuity. Now the BBC has found his heir: American actor Scott Reiniger, who played Roger DeMarco in George Romero’s 1978 horror classic, Dawn of the Dead.

Which raises the question: would you rather be trapped in a shopping mall surrounded by zombies, or be the ruler of an unruly province in Central Afghanistan? I’d go with the mall, because your chances of survival are slim either way, but at least the mall would have a well-stocked food court.

At present, though the treaty his great-great-great grandfather signed is still in effect, Reineger says he has no plans to assert his claim to the throne.

[department of fearless predictions]

Topic: Politics

So Tom Ridge and his flock of geniuses over at Homeland Security have announced that Al Qaeda seems to be planning some sort of major terrorist attack in the U.S., and that “They want to do something spectacular.”

Holy shit! How much do we pay these wizards to tell us what we already knew? I mean, this is like the National Weather Service announcing that there’s a credible chance of a hurricane hitting the U.S. sometime this year: it’s obviously true, a little bit scary, and totally useless.

Gosh, I’m glad we spend our taxes on this crap instead of actually defending ourselves.

[international sejong soloists]

Topic: Korean Culture

How many times have you heard someone say, “I could listen to them play Penderecki all night”? Probably not very many. But that’s what Jenny had to say at the end of a performance by the International Sejong Soloists on Friday night at Zankel Hall, the elegant new mid-sized adjunct to Carnegie Hall.

Our presence at the performance was a bit of a fluke. The International Sejong Soloists are a conductorless string orchestra whose 22 members (15 of whom were on stage Friday, including eight women and seven men) manage to be from eight different countries. They were founded in New York, but their artistic director, Ho Kyang, is Korean-born Julliard professor, and the group takes its name from King Sejong, renowned as Korea’s finest ruler, as the inventor of the Korean phonetic alphabet, and as a patron of the arts and humanities. This tenuous connection to Korea earned them the sponsorship of the Korean Cultural Service, an adjunct of the Korean Consulate General in New York. One way they promoted the concert was to send silly quantities of free tickets to various people at the Korean Mission to the UN, so at about 4:30 on Friday, Counsellor Hwang called me to offer me four tickets to the show. Of course, I jumped at the chance to go to Carnegie.

We expected a pleasant evening of classical music. What we did not expect was the astonishing brilliance of the performance. The Sejong Soloists’ first piece was also the most challenging work of the evening, Penderecki’s Sinfonietta for Strings, which opens with a furious “chug! chug! chug! chug!” as everyone saws away at once — an especially impressive way to start out when there’s no conductor. The piece then begins to build itself up slowly, like a construction project, with a delicate descending-triplet motif being passed from musician to musician, down the rows. This is one of those exquisite elements that can’t quite be reproduced in stereo recordings, and it was beautiful each time it happened. The piece also offered opportunities for several members of the group to perform complex solos, and they were all technically precise but rich in soul and passion. Still, what was most amazing was the cohesiveness of the group throughout this rhythmically challenging piece. It was a bravura opening, and we were hooked. “I think this may be the best chamber performance I’ve ever seen,” I told Jenny, “but I haven’t seen that many.”

“I have,” she said, “and yeah, I agree.”

Next came a couple of Stockowski orchestrations of Bach — very pretty, but not interesting enough to get the voice of Mickey Mouse crying, “Mr. Stockowski! Mr. Stockowski!” out of my head. Then the group was joined by the Taiwanese violinist Cho-liang Lin for two Vivaldi concertos — you know, the ones with the fast movement, the slow movement, and then another fast movement, where the violinist plays a bunch of arpeggios? Right, those two. They were, well, Vivaldi, which means they were pleasant enough and that I’d heard them before, even if I hadn’t. The soloist did some impressive finger-dancing, but he tended to rush and seemed inelegant against the backdrop of the extraordinary group of young musicians supporting him.

After an intermission, the Soloists (but not the soloist) returned for their final piece, Tchaikovsky’s Serenade for Strings in C Major, Op. 48. This is something of a warhorse — though not as much as his concurrent composition, which he hated, the 1812 Overture — but there was nothing tired or trite about the Sejong Soloists’ performance. The Valse danced deliciously, and the Finale: Tema russo was simply gorgeous. They managed to give Tchaikovsky the lushness he deserves, but without sacrificing depth or meaning.

There was, strangely, no encore. But the performance was enough. If the International Sejong Soloists come to your town, go see them. They are an extraordinary group of musicians, and pretty much the only classical ensemble (including the New York Philharmonic) whose performances I would specifically seek out. I encourage you to do likewise.

[you’re pre-approved for pork fried rice]

Topic: Humor

Sheer genius:

A friend of mine has come up with the perfect solution for the Chinese menu problem. He redistributes the sheaves of menus that get left under his doormat to finance companies all over the country that are offering him a new un-asked-for credit card, using the postage-paid envelopes supplied by the finance companies. This way one unwanted deluge cancels the other, and he has a little glow of righteous pleasure every time to drops his contribution in the mailbox.

[Via New Yorkish]

[seeing korea]

Topic: Korea
While reading Korea’s Place in the Sun: A Modern History, by Bruce Cummings, I came to a passage on the glories of Koryo-period celadon and decided to look for some pictures online. I found plenty of information — some in rather curious places.

The best site I found was actually a collection of materials for a Korean history course at the University of Washington. The images collected there are outstanding, whether they’re of the Silla-period Sokkuram Buddha, Koryo celadon, or Choson paintings. And the photos of the Japanese occupation and the 1980s democracy movement are wrenching.