[love in the land of kimchi]

Topic: Korean Culture

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
I don’t usually post this sort of thing, but this is just so bizarre and fascinating that I have to: a couple of blog entries (1, 2), with lots of pictures, about Loveland, an erotic theme park on the Korean resort island of Jeju-do, which is a popular honeymoon spot. (Via Fleshbot. Loveland has an official site, in Korean, and their gallery is astonishing.)

Korea, unlike Japan, is not a country where pornography is ubiquitous. In fact, it’s a relatively prudish society. Though one can find plenty of porn in video rental shops, and we even knew of one actual porn theater that was across the street from the E-Mart megastore, it was all rather tame: nothing much kinky, and certainly no hint of homosexuality, male or female. Korea has no equivalent to Japanese octopus smut.

On the other hand, the Koreans seemed to have a sense of humor about sexuality. Their romantic comedies often feel less like When Harry Met Sally and more like The Three Stooges, and the pornographic movies all have to have plots, presumably to get past some censorship law, so many of them are pretty funny (on purpose). (I didn’t watch a lot, but I did watch a few. For cultural research, of course.) And then there was the banned ad, which is also pretty funny.

Still, I’m startled to learn of Loveland, and all those pics of statue-love may be the kinkiest thing I’ve ever seen out of Korea.

[i grrr, you grrr, we all grrr for uighur]

Topic: Around Town

When my friend Lauren went to China, she was faced with a dilemma: she’s Jewish and doesn’t eat pork, but just about any dish she ordered had pork fat or bits of pork or some kind of porkiness. She took refuge in the cuisine of the Uighurs, a Muslim people who live in the remote Xinjiang region of Western China.

Back in NYC, Lauren lamented that Uighur was the one kind of food you couldn’t get, and this became a running joke for us. But now you can, according to this Village Voice article from 2003. At Cafe Kashkar in Brighton Beach, Uighur food is there for the noshing. A review is on the way.

[beep beep, mmm-beep beep, yeah!]

Topic: Personal

2002 Honda Accord LX
Somebody else’s 2002 green Honda Accord LX 4-door sedan

We bought a car yesterday!

For those of you who live in America, this may not seem all that momentous. Cars are a necessity, like housing and groceries, and most American adults have bought and sold several by the time they hit the ripe old age of 31.

New Yorkers have a different relationship to cars. In most parts of the city public transportation is more convenient than a car because you don’t have to figure out parking. It’s also considerably cheaper than owning a car. I’ve met quite a few born-and-bred New Yorkers who have simply never learned to drive, for the same reasons that most Americans can’t ride horses or fly helicopters.

But now Jenny’s work is taking her to Philadelphia, Princeton and other far-flung spots more days than not, so she needs a car. Yesterday was the first time that she or I ever bought one.

Jenny and I both drove plenty, of course, when we lived in California. She learned to drive in a green 1969 VW Van she called the Picklemobile, with manual shift and manual steering designed to strengthen the upper bodies of German Olympic hopefuls, and later moved on to a VW Golf. My first car was my dad’s old manual-shift Toyota Corona, a fine car that I drove until it finally caught fire on New Year’s Day of 1992, and after that I had a tiny red Toyota Tercel hatchback that if I took it up over 80 miles per hour would rattle and shake in a way that made me want to shout “Artoo…that, that stabilizer’s broken loose again! See if you can’t lock it down!” But neither of us actually bought or owned these cars, or figured out the insurance and registration. So for us, yesterday was a totally new experience.

Fortunately, car shopping has been transformed by the Internet. I remember once going with my parents to a dealership when I was very young, and how they were led into a windowless room to negotiate with a pushy salesman. The Internet has changed all that. With Carfax to tell you the each car’s history and Kelley Blue Book to quote the market value, there’s not much room for used-car dealers to screw you.

What dealers have to offer now is service and selection. Paragon Honda in Queens offered all that and treated us well. They showed us cars in our stated price range, gave us a fair price and went out of their way to be decent. When it turned out we couldn’t take possession of the car until Tuesday — a minor snafu with the registration because they’d only gotten the vehicle in that morning — they were braced for us to throw a tantrum, but we didn’t. They offered to rent us a car until then, and when we turned that down they dropped the price by the cost of four days’ rental.

So we are now the proud owners of a 2002 green Honda Accord LX 4-door sedan, just like the one pictured but with a rear spoiler. The review on Edmunds.com describes the 2002 Accord as “The benchmark. The best-selling car in America. The highest resale value in its class,” and goes on to say that “the Accord won a loyal base of customers by offering notable performance, room for four, frugal fuel economy and a virtual guarantee that, if cared for properly, it would never break.” After Jenny and I were married, we drove her mom’s Accord up the California coast. From around the same period and with over 100,000 miles on the odometer, it was the nicest, easiest, smoothest car I’d ever driven.

Now that we’ve got a car, we’ll have to start exploring the East Coast. New York tends to trap you, but a car means we can drive out to Delaware Water Gap, to little towns in Connecticut, to the Hudson Valley. We can hike. We can camp. We can get out of the city! Now all we have to do is figure out where to go.

[a litany of ugly]

Topic: Politics

The New York Times today calls it ugly. The lede:

George W. Bush has been in the White House for 248 weeks, through a terrorist attack, two wars and a bruising re-election. But it seems safe to say that he has never had a worse political week than this one — and it is not over yet.

And it gets worse from there.

[ask and ye shall receive … something else]

Topic: About This Blog

So the other day I asked for comments, and yesterday I got one — but on another post, and totally off-topic.

It was about a little website I helped put together some years back as a promotion for the soundtrack of the original Blair Witch Project (which had no music, but never mind). The website is called P.A.R.O.D.Y., which we hoped would help readers recognize it as a parody of Christian anti-goth moralizing, not a genuine example of the genre. We also put up this explanatory page, which you have to click through to get to The Palaverist and send me an email.

Nevertheless, over the years I’ve received a steady trickle of furious emails excoriating me for daring to link goths with Count Chocula cereal, as well as a shocking number of earnest missives from Christians who want my ministry to take a different tack. Which makes it all the more surprising that yesterday’s comment was the first of its kind. Ashley, who helpfully provided her email address, had this to say:

yo man u got no idea why people enter the gothic sub culture i am a gothic and let me tell you i dont take drugs and yes i am wiccan yet that dont meen anything if its o.k with you once i have finished my report for school on the gothic sub culture i can send you a copy for your information i take offence to your website p.a.r.o.d.y. i find that you are being racist to my culture

Ashley, if you’re reading this, yes, please send me your report. And woe unto the Australian school system. If Ashley is a typical example, maybe America’s not doing so badly after all.

[blues you can use]

Topic: Around Town

For fans of the Gowanus Canal — and believe me, it has its fans — you won’t want to miss tonight’s Gowanus Canal Blues & Cruise, put on by the Gowanus Dredgers Canoe Club. According to the flier, it’ll be “an evening of waterfront fun including: live music, all-u-can-eat BBQ from Schnäck (Mmmm, Schnäck! — Ed.), canoe tours, kids’ entertainment, silent auction and raffles with prizes from area restaurants and shops.

Tickets are available online for $25, or else $40 at the door, with kids under 12 free.

[meeting time]


Sean Penn among the diplmats


If you saw The Interpreter (I didn’t), you probably saw those weird white thingies hanging off the ears of exotically dressed dignitaries.

I have now worn one. Two, in fact, at informal consultations on the draft resolution that South Korea is pushing in the General Assembly. I won’t go into too much detail on the technicalities, both because they’re boring and because I’m not sure it wouldn’t be some sort of diplomatic no-no, but I will say that I have thoroughly enjoyed my exposure to the process of negotiating and hashing out a text at the UN.

My responsibility has been to type changes to the draft text into a laptop, on the fly, so the delegates can squint at the changes projected on the screen at the front of the room. This is sometimes challenging when the delegates mutter in accents, but that’s where the ear thingies come in handy. I always thought of them as being for translation, but they’re also handy just to amplify speech, and I’m sure it will satisfy the budget hawks among my readers to know that there’s a sound person in a booth at every single meeting in every single conference room at the UN whose job it is to switch people’s mics on and off when they forget. And the efficiency experts among you will likewise be thrilled to discover that conference room reservations and sound are handled by one department, projectors by another.

In any case, working in the conference rooms at the UN feels weirdly like being in a well-funded middle school circa the late 1970s. Except the crowd in the cafeteria is cooler.

[in the presence of ann rosen]

Topic: Around Town

annrosenportrait

Mr. and Mrs. Palaverist, as photographed by Ann Rosen

Toward the end of my visit with photographer Ann Rosen on Day 1 of AGAST, she invited me to come back with my wife to be photographed sometime. I told her that I’d been photographed last year as part of her In the Presence of Family series but had never seen the result, so she promised to look for the picture and to send it to me if she found it. Well, she found it and here it is, a gift from the artist. Thanks, Ann!

Oh, and that T-shirt I’m wearing says “Gowanus Canal Lifeguard.” It’s from Enamoo, the excellent Smith Street boutique and home of the best Korean designer T-shirts I’ve seen outside of Korea — and the Koreans are the world’s coolest T-shirt designers.

[linking to agast]

Topic: About This Blog

I’ve gotten a great response to the Annual Gowanus Artists Studio Tour (AGAST) posts (1, 2), so I’ve put up permanent links to them on the left-hand side of the page. That way, once they get buried beneath new posts, you can still find them.