[bouncebouncebounce]

Topic: Personal

You know those coffee makers at work that fill up a whole urn? Ever get impatient and instead of waiting for the urn to fill, just stick your mug under the spout at the start of the brew cycle?

I did.

Guess what? The coffee’s really strong! Really, really strong!

*jiggle* *bounce* *twitch*

Maybe a li’l too strong. Next time, I think maybe I should wait until the urn fills up.

[okay, this is just sad]

Topic: Politics
It’s become distressingly obvious that the instinctive White House reaction to any sort of criticism is to go immediately on the attack without bothering to check facks and see if they’re, well, lying. It’s like honesty doesn’t even occur to them. But this, this is just sad.

Apparently the Late Show with David Letterman ran a clip of a Bush speech in which a boy of about 14, standing just behind the president, yawns conspicuously several times, scratches himself, checks his watch, and finally falls asleep. It was a comedy bit — a bored 14-year-old is hardly a major political crisis — but CNN picked up the clip, and the White House responded by declaring the clip a fake, claiming it was created by studio editing. Letterman responded by saying that was a lie, that the clip was real and the kid was there. Then the White House admitted that okay, maybe the kid was at the speech, but he was standing somewhere else. Except that wasn’t true either. The kid was really there. The White House felt it was better to lie than to allow the American public to believe that a 14-year-old boy could get sleepy at a Bush campaign rally.

Credibility gap, anyone? [via Wonkette; see still images here.]

[nyc fact of the day]

Topic: Around Town
The first Jew to settle in New York, Jacob Barsimon, arrived from Holland on July 8, 1654. In August of that year, 27 Jews arrived from Brazil, descendants of Jews who had been expelled from Spain and Portugal in 1492, and soon more Jews arrived from Curaçao. The first Rosh Hashanah service in North America was held secretly on September 12, 1654, marking the beginning of Congregation Shearith Israel, which continues to this day.

[nyc fact of the day]

Topic: Around Town

Recently it dawned on me that I have no idea how the mayor of New York City actually exercises power. I know how it works in the executive branch of the federal government: the Congress passes laws and the president executes them through his appointees, who carry out his orders or lose their jobs. The appointments are overseen by Congress.

But how does it work in New York City?

Rather than just looking up the answer, I decided that what I really wanted to know was the entire history of New York City: how it came to be what it is today. With that in mind, I headed to the main branch of the Brooklyn Public Library (where my wife was engaged in a project involving some William Carlos Williams poems that appear to be free translations of the troubadour poet Arnaut Daniel, but that’s another story) and checked out Edward Robb Ellis’s marvelous The Epic of New York City, which begins the story with the first European sighting of the future New York City and ends with the Wagner Administration (the book was published in 1966).

It took exactly two sentences for me to learn something interesting.

Considering how dense New York City is with culture and human endeavor, it should come as no surprise that it’s ridiculously dense with history as well. I keep finding fascinating little facts, like the roots of the names that map the city today: Gowanus comes from a Chief Gouwane, a dandy called the Young Prince — jong kheer in Dutch — gave Yonkers its name, and New Haarlem was exactly as far from New Amsterdam as Haarlem was from Amsterdam in the old country. And it thrilled me no end to learn that Broadway was an old Native American trail that predated the arrival of Europeans.

And so, I begin today a new feature on The Palaverist: the NYC Fact of the Day.

NYC Fact of the Day: The first European expedition to catch sight of what would become New York City was captained by Giovanni da Verrazano, an Italian working for the French. The second was led by Estéban Gómez, a black Portuguese captain. And Henry Hudson’s mission was the third to spot New York, but the first to land.

[handheld computer of the pure land]

Topic: India
Daniel Kleinfeld informs me that an Indian company is about to release a full-featured handheld computer called the Amida Simputer. According to the BBC headline, the new computer, which sells for about $240 and allows its users to send email in their own handwriting, is for the poor. But considering that the average Indian wage is $460, I don’t expect the rag-pickers and goat-herders to be emailing each other anytime soon.

And a side note: Amida Buddha is the Buddha of Everlasting Light, and the term Amida is often used to mean the Pure Land into which the faithful (or at least the faithful Pure Land Buddhists) hope to be reborn because it’s super-easy to reach enlightenment there — you know, like California. Unfortunately, the light on your Amida Simputer will run out after about six hours.

[brooklyn daily eagle]

Topic: Around Town
The Brooklyn Public Library has scanned and put online every available issue of the Brooklyn Daily Eagle from 1841 to 1902. That period covers the Civil War and the Draft Riots, the construction and opening of the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Blizzard of 1888, among other things. But of course the first thing I looked for were the apartment prices: in 1900, you could get a one-bedroom on Bergen and Fifth Avenue for $25 a month.