[hiatus]

Topic: Personal
Apologies for the lack of posts lately. I’ve been adjusting to my new job at the Permanent Mission of the Republic of Korea to the United Nations (about which more soon). But all is well.In the meantime, enjoy this electoral vote predictor, which pools state polls into readable formats so you can see just how the candidates are actually doing. (Via Talking Points Memo)

[korean movies]

Topic: Korea
August is a rich time for Korean movies in New York. The Korean Film Festival is coming to town, running from August 13 to 19 at The ImaginAsian on East 59th Street between Second and Third avenues, and continuing at BAM in Brooklyn from August 20 to 22. Meanwhile, from August 2 to 13, the Korean Cultural Service is holding a Classic Korean Film Week, followed by a Korean Horror Movie Week.

While there are a lot of films to choose from, a couple caught my eye as being especially of interest. The documentary Moodang explores the world of Korean shamanism. Memories of Murder, the story of Korea’s first recorded serial killer, may sound like just another grizzly East Asian gorefest, but it’s directed by Bong Joon-ho, the same guy who directed the ingenious Barking Dogs Never Bite.

[fun with misplaced modifiers]

Topic: Humor
From a Reuters story on the gay-marriage amendment:

Republicans contend gay marriage devalues traditional marriage, which they say is a pillar of civilization, and should be outlawed for the sake of children.

Glad to see someone is protecting our kids from pillars of civilization.

[korean psychedelia]

Topic: Korea
When I was living in South Korea, I remember thinking that here was a country desperately in need of psychedelic drugs. Ethnically, liguistically and culturally homogenous, the Koreans might have gained from the radical perspective shifts and individualizing effects of a heavy dose of acid. Heck, they don’t even get stoned much; their drug of choice is alcohol, and everything from popular music to shop signage suffers from a lack of available hallucinogens. For reasons I don’t understand, Japan seems to be experiencing a permanent acid trip, but the same cannot be said of its East Asian neighbors, Korea and China. (India, of course, is so bewilderingly psychedelic as to be off the charts; I would even argue that India is more violently psychoactive than LSD, and more likely to make you vomit than peyote. And now that South Koreans have begun to appear on the Indian backpacker circuit, I wonder whether psychedelics will begin to appear in Seoul.)

I mention all this because my friend Daniel Kleinfeld has alerted me to a curious website documenting the history of Korean psychedelic rock and folk music. Now, I haven’t a clue what these records sound like, but a perusal of the album covers suggests that they were designed to mimic American and British album covers, but without the help of any psychoactive substances for the Korean graphic artists. They are, in a word, square. (Stylistically, I mean; they’re also square in shape, but you didn’t need me to tell you that.)

If anyone out there knows more about Korean psychedelia, then by all means, let me know. In the meantime, let’s do our part for Korea’s national development by getting all our Korean friends really, really high.

[connections]

Topic: Culture
I am more and more convinced that there’s a giant gaping hole in Western scholarship, which is the extended artistic, philosophical and religious dialogue that seems to have gone on between India and Europe, probably by way of Arabia. I’ve seen Buddhist cave temples that predate Jesus by 200 years that are precisely the shape of Romanesque cathedrals, and the Byzantine art exhibit currently running at the Metropolitan Museum of Art contains an illustration for a story that is supposedly derived from the life of the Buddha. There were Jews in Cochin, in southern India, going back possibly to before Jesus. And tonight I stumbled across another fascinating artifact.

I was listening to New Sounds tonight and heard a South Indian devotional song that was described as a “Nirguni bhajan.” I knew the second word, but was surprised by the first, because among Chassidic Jews, a niggun is a wordless tune, often sung by rebbes and thought to possess (or express, or unleash) great spiritual power. They are sung as acts of passionate devotion, like Sufi prayers. The Jewish Encyclopedia has a slightly different interpretation of the word, defining it as “a droning, formless intonation set to a text, and, more especially, the particular mellody-type or prayer-motive to which a service is traditionally rendered, e.g., the Sabbath Niggun.”

A Google search on the term Nirgun turns up a fascinating set of associations. The term itself seems to mean “formless,” “unmanifested,” and also to refer to a genre of devotional music — just as the niggun is a formless (or at least wordless) devotional song. The term seems to have importance in the Sikh religion, and the search turned up a number of links to Sikh “Nirguni saints.” For the Sikhs, the word also appears to refer to the Absolute that is God.

I don’t know what to make of all this, except to say that it seems once again that the religions of East and West have been talking to each other pretty intently since the 17th century or so, and chatted now and again before then, too.

[styles and trends]

Topic: Foreign Affairs
So it looks like beheadings are the latest craze these days over in the Middle East. What the fuck is wrong with these people? I mean, I can see how the whole decapitation thing is a vast improvement over the fashion for suicide bombing, which hip Iraqis know is so 2003. At least if you hack someone’s head off, you don’t have to wait until all your friends are dead before you can start bragging to them.

But why can’t they take up a nice, normal hobby like pole sitting or extreme ironing? Would that be so bad? Heck, I’ll bet most of these decapitators can’t even hum the Macarena or the theme to Super Mario Bros. Considering the insane lengths to which me and my friends went to alleviate boredom during our suburban teenage years — when cable TV, record stores, movie theaters, video games, cadged alcohol and a stolen porno stashed under the overpass were not enough to prevent us from setting fire to our bedrooms now and again — I can see how the dearth of entertainment options might make an afternoon decapitation seem like a good idea. Heck, I know a guy who claims to have huffed freon on his family farm in Arkansas. And rural Arkansas, while boring, is like a trip to Vegas with the Pogues compared to fun-filled Basra or Jeddah.

Clearly, what the Middle East needs right now is board games, and lots of ’em: Parcheesi, Connect Four, friggin’ Candyland will do. Because think about it: even though Candyland sucks, would you rather play Candyland or cut off a guy’s head? Exactly. If only our leaders were brave and wise enough to ship over tons of Milton Bradley and fling it out of helicopters, we would be loved by all. They would greet us with flowers and call us liberators, and a glorious new day would dawn, in which Iraqis would cry out to the rising sun, “You sunk my battleship!”

Really, I think this might work. And anyway, it’s not like our government’s got a better plan.

[human rights]

Topic: Politics
With all the unfortunate discussion of whether the Geneva Conventions apply to this or that group of American prisoners, it occurred to me to wonder whether the whole thing wasn’t moot. After all, isn’t the United States a signatory to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights? According to Article 5, “No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment,” while Article 6 states that “Everyone has the right to recognition everywhere as a person before the law,” and Article 9 says that “No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile.” (Articles 7, 8, 10, 11 and 12 are also relevant.) Isn’t the U.S. government in blatant violation of the Declaration?

Well, yes. Unfortunately, however, the Declaration is merely that — a declaration of principles — and as such is not considered binding international law, even if the U.S. did vote for it.

The United Nations Association in Canada has a helpful FAQ on the Declaration, which explains, among other things, that it doesn’t have the force of law.

Which, I guess, just means there’s lots more work to do. But then, you knew that.

[there is no link]

Topic: Politics
It was a lie. It was always a lie, and always an absurd lie, one that didn’t make any sense and for which no one ever produced any evidence. But now the 9/11 Commission has come out and said it: after months of careful sifting, they have determined that there was no connection between Iraq and Al Qaeda.
And yet Downing Street stands by the lie, and so do Dick Cheney and George Bush. And this is what is worst about the current administration: its total inability to accept reality when reality contradicts what the administration has said.

The New York Times is right: Bush should apologize for lying to us.

But he won’t.