[hanukah pimp]

Okay, I swear this isn’t turning into a music blog — I haven’t got the storage space — but I had to share this particular nugget of holiday goodness, which I picked up from music (for robots):

Little Drum Machine Boy – Beck

“Right about now, gonna drop some Hanukah science.” Priceless. So is the Hebrew-speaking robot. And so is the chant of “Hanukah pimp! Hanukah pimp!” More holiday music should be like this.

In fact, I really wish stores this time of year would play this, or Duke Ellington’s Nutcracker Suite, or even the real version by Tchaikovsky, instead of fucking “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” and “Silver Bells” and Wham’s “Last Christmas” forty times each. I blame it on WPLJ, which, for the season, has replaced its regular insipid programming with a punishing regime of Christmas cheer that New York City retailers are mysteriously unable to resist.

[chanukah]

Topic: Culture
Tonight begins the Jewish festival of Chanukah, a cheery holiday of lights, gift-giving and oily foods. As the Union for Reform Judaism would have it:

Chanukah, meaning “dedication” in Hebrew, refers to the joyous eight-day celebration during which Jews commemorate the victory of the Macabees over the armies of Syria in 165 B.C.E. and the subsequent liberation and “rededication” of the Temple in Jerusalem. The modern home celebration of Chanukah centers around the lighting of the chanukiah, a special menorah for Chanukah; unique foods, latkes and jelly doughnuts; and special songs and games.

The Reform movement has tended to interpret most of Judaism this way: first, as a celebration of liberation from oppression, and second, as a recipe book.

Orthodox Judaism, and especially the Chassidic movement, sees Chanukah differently:

In order to relate the story that led up to Chanukah, we shall start with Antiochus III, the King of Syria, who reigned from 3538 to 3574 (222-186 B.C.E.). He had waged war with King Ptolemy of Egypt over the possession of the Land of Israel. Antiochus III was victorious and the Land of Israel was annexed to his empire….

Added to the troubles from the outside were the grave perils that threatened Judaism from within. The influence of the Hellenists (people who accepted idol-worship and the Syrian way of life) was increasing. Yochanan, the High Priest, foresaw the danger to Judaism from the penetration of Syrian-Greek influence into the Holy Land. For, in contrast to the ideal of outward beauty held by the Greeks and Syrians, Judaism emphasizes truth and moral purity, as commanded by G-d in the holy Torah….

Yochanan was therefore opposed to any attempt on the part of the Jewish Hellenists to introduce Greek and Syrian customs into the land….

One day the henchmen of Antiochus arrived in the village of Modin where Mattityahu, the old priest, lived. The Syrian officer built an altar in the marketplace of the village and demanded that Mattityahu offer sacrifices to the Greek gods. Mattityahu replied, “I, my sons and my brothers are determined to remain loyal to the covenant which our G-d made with our ancestors!”

Thereupon, a Hellenistic Jew approached the altar to offer a sacrifice. Mattityahu grabbed his sword and killed him, and his sons and friends fell upon the Syrian officers and men. They killed many of them and chased the rest away. They then destroyed the altar.

Mattityahu knew that Antiochus would be enraged when he heard what had happened. He would certainly send an expedition to punish him and his followers. Mattityahu, therefore, left the village of Modin and fled together with his sons and friends to the hills of Judea.

All loyal and courageous Jews joined them. [Emphasis added.] They formed legions and from time to time they left their hiding places to fall upon enemy detachments and outposts, and to destroy the pagan altars that were built by order of Antiochus.

I’m leaving out an awful lot — all the very nasty oppression committed by the Assyrian Greeks, not to mention the miracle of the oil that gives Chanukah its eight days and its menorah — but my point is that the holiday of Chanukah is about the defeat of a Hellenistic (read Western) empire that emphasized “outward beauty” by a band of religious zealots whose militant ideal of “moral purity” encompasses not just the foreign invaders, but also any of their own people who hold different religious views than themselves. In other words, Chanukah is the celebration of the victory of a Taliban-like militia who enforced religious obedience by the sword.

Happy holidays.

[babo]

Topic: Korea
Daniel sent me a link to a site not unlike mine, with hilarious accounts of teaching English in Korea. I particularly enjoyed his pictures page, which you can look at in lieu of seeing my own Korea photos, which I’ve been too lazy to scan. You can pretend I took these photos, because it all looks the same. I think that’s probably the same Costco, too.

[music blogs]

Topic: Culture
So it turns out there’s something even cleverer to do with your blog than just babble or fail to affect the outcome of a presidential election. Music blogs — weblogs that post a few MP3s every day or three — are providing a marvelous public service by introducing mostly obscure artists, old and new, to wider audiences. They fit a paradigm I’ve been talking about for a long time, which is the shift in importance from distributors — record companies, publishing houses — to editors and critics who can help us sort through the vast mass of cultural product.

So far, these music blogs are still flying under the radar of the recording industry and its lawyers, but I don’t know how long that will last. Enjoy them while you can.

Some personal favorites:

[nanowrimo day 29]

Topic: Personal
I DID IT!!!

I wrote 50,000 words of novel in a single month! I am an official 2004 NaNoWriMo winner:

Official NaNoWriMo 2004 Winner!

And, for my own satisfaction:

Zokutou word meter
50,336 / 50,000
(100.0%)

Aahhhh! That’s nice.

The novel is by no means done — I mean, the first draft is by no means done, and there will necessarily be massive editing before this thing is in any kind of shape. Still, it’s an achievement, and one that I hope to build on, continuing the writing at a disciplined pace.

But for the moment, WOO HOO!

[just another brick]

Topic: Culture
Twenty-five years ago, Pink Floyd posed a question to the world: How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat? With their groundbreaking rock opera, The Wall, Pink Floyd provided this and much more for generations of stoned children to ponder. But there’s one question they didn’t ask: Who’s paying the kids?

On the diamond anniversary of The Wall’s 1979 release, the children who sang on the smash hit “Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2” are demanding royalties. Which strikes me as fair enough. They don’t need no thought control, but a few hundred quid each wouldn’t hurt.

[nanowrimo day 26]

Topic: Personal
Almost there! I was feeling this morning like I might not make it — like maybe I should just give up, that the novel is terrible (probably true, but what the hey), that I could still work on it without actually making the 50,000 mark. Then I managed to write 5,131 words today, my most productive day so far. Weird.

Zokutou word meterZokutou word meter
48,387 / 50,000
(96.0%)

[nanowrimo day 22]

Topic: Personal
I am now more than a day ahead of schedule, having borrowed liberally from a previously written essay. This is sort of cheating, but it was absolutely the right material, and I did adapt it rather than just lifting it whole, so I’m gonna let myself go on this one.

And I have made some progress on the love story that isn’t a love story, between the main character and one of the Korean teachers. I’ve been having trouble getting that one started, so this is good.

Zokutou word meterZokutou word meter
38,445 / 50,000
(76.0%)