[you’re pre-approved for pork fried rice]

Topic: Humor

Sheer genius:

A friend of mine has come up with the perfect solution for the Chinese menu problem. He redistributes the sheaves of menus that get left under his doormat to finance companies all over the country that are offering him a new un-asked-for credit card, using the postage-paid envelopes supplied by the finance companies. This way one unwanted deluge cancels the other, and he has a little glow of righteous pleasure every time to drops his contribution in the mailbox.

[Via New Yorkish]

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