From Overheard in the Office:
Professor #1: You know what I hate? There’s never any TP in the men’s room. You have to bring your own.
Professor #2: Yeah, I know. Unless you buy it at the vending machine.
Professor #1 unspools some paper from a roll on the coffee table.
Professor #1: I just hate using this roll. It’s like telegraphing the whole world you’ve gotta take a dump.
Churye 2-dong, Sasang-gu
Busan City, South Korea
Hey, at least it’s not that rubbery, anti-absorbant pink stuff they sell in Nepal, where you can sometimes still see chunks of wood pulp in it. *shudder*