[the flames of parody]

As you probably know by now P.A.R.O.D.Y., a fake anti-goth website for which I wrote the text as part of the promotion of the Blair Witch Project, has taken on a life of its own.

Well, now you can enjoy that afterlife the way I do: with high-quality flames from confused teenagers! Introducing … (drum-roll please …):

[p.a.r.o.d.y. flames]Here I have begun to collect those emails that I still have on P.A.R.O.D.Y., and I’ll post more as they come in (and they will). Anonymously, of course. But I feel that these people have gone to the trouble to respond seriously to our little joke, and the world deserves to know.