[the granddaddy of the bloggers]

Topic: Culture
Before any of us had ever heard of blogs, the Web, or even the Internet, there was Herb Caen, a.k.a. Mr. San Francisco, who pioneered what he called “Three-Dot Journalism”: lots of gossipy on-the-town items about celebrities, city life, curious coincidences, and everything else that made San Francisco great. Day in and day out he produced a column in the SF Chronicle that reminded us why we were in love with our fair city.Sometimes he also wrote longer pieces, whole poetic essays in praise of his beloved Baghdad-by-the-Bay, or in some cases in praise of somewhere else that he was worried might be showing up his hometown. But I think I always loved the three-dotters the most: they stitched the city together and made you feel like you were part of something, especially when you spotted a name or a place you knew. Growing up, I imagined that every major city had its Herb Caen, its poet and scold, its conscience and critic. I didn’t realize that Caen was another of those miracles that just seem to happen to the Bay Area, like the weather and the Bay and Joe Montana.

Mr. Caen passed away a number of years ago, but his columns are still out there and well worth a read.

(Hint: The page reloads every time you click Back; to read sequential columns, you have to right-click on the link, then select Open in New Window. When you’re finished, close the new window and right-click on the next column.)

[a new name]

Topic: Personal
There has been much blog-tinkering of late. I have decided, in the interest of user-friendliness, to rename the blog The Traveler, which is, for obvious reasons, a little more sane than its old name.And I promise we’ll get back to the good fun of political ranting and complaints about snow very soon.

[technical difficulties]

Topic: Personal
I apologize for the broken links and other technical wonkiness today. A little bit of that was my fault — some faulty coding — but mostly it had to do with the Lycos/Angelfire blog interface being down for several hours. Everything should once again be hunky dory. Let me know if it’s not.

[our other war]

Topic: Foreign Affairs

The New Yorker has an excellent article this week on the newly refurbished Kabul-to-Kandahar highway, on which the United States spent $270 million. It gives a good sense of how much still remains to be done in Afghanistan, and it serves as a reminder that the country remains insecure and violent, with a resurgent Taliban making gains for the same reason they did the last time around: because there is a gaping power vacuum.

Yes, the road got built — as one American official in Kabul put it, “It just goes to show what you can do when money is no object” — but I imagine that the country would be in much better shape if instead of invading Iraq, we had focused our military and financial resources on pacifying and rebuilding in Afghanistan. And considering that Afghanistan (and neighboring Pakistan) is where the terrorists actually are, that would have been a more obvious tactic in the war on terror.

[celebrity stalking]

Topic: Politics
Gawker drew my attention to Fundrace 2004, a website that provides scarily detailed information about who donated how much to whom. Not only can you view maps of major U.S. cities that show concentrations of donations to each party (the Upper West Side is largely Democratic ? who knew?), but you can also search by address or name.So I did a search on my work address and discovered that nearby 200 Park Avenue South is a veritable hotbed of hipster celebrity political activism.

  • Eve Ensler, author of The Vagina Monologues, gave $2,000 to Howard Dean.
  • Actor Edward Norton gave $2,000 to Dennis Kucinich.
  • One Steven Buscemi donated $1,000 to Wesley Clark.
  • Treat Williams gave $250 to Howard Dean.

I don’t know what’s most frightening about this: that this website is giving out celebrities’ home addresses, that our political donations are public information, that all these people live in the same building, or that Edward Norton gave two grand to “the little guy from Ohio,” as I heard him described by a woman from Trinidad at the Wes Clark Rally in Brooklyn a couple of weeks ago.

Update: Gawker has an update:

Oh, it’s just an office address. Boo. Still. They all have the same agent? That’s eerie.

[franco is still dead]

Topic: Foreign Affairs

The New York Times provides further insight into the Spanish Election [via Eschaton]:

The contest in Spain had always been close between the governing Popular Party, which backed Mr. Bush’s policies, and the Socialists, who opposed them. Other issues at stake before the bombings were unemployment, a housing shortage, women’s rights and social benefits.

In March 2003, at the height of opposition to the Iraq war, the Socialists were ahead in polls. With the economy roaring and the Socialist Party in disarray, the Popular Party pulled ahead. On March 7, the last date in which polls were published, an Opina poll showed that the gap had narrowed, giving the Popular Party 42 percent, compared with 38 percent for the Socialists ….

Voters said they were enraged not only by the government’s insistence that the Basque separatist group ETA was responsible, despite mounting evidence to the contrary, but they also resented its clumsy attempts to quell antigovernment sentiment.

For example, the main television channel TVE, which is state-owned, showed scant and selective scenes of antigovernment demonstrations on Saturday night, just as it ran very little coverage of the large demonstrations against the war in Iraq last year. It also suddenly changed its regular programming to air a documentary on the horrors of ETA.

That was the last straw for some Spaniards, who said it evoked the nightmare of censorship during the Franco dictatorship little more than a quarter of a century ago.

[where to find orc gold in brooklyn]

Topic: Around Town
SmallTownBrooklyn provides a supercool map that allows you to pick a neighborhood, then click on a street and see a detailed building-by-building rendering. The graphics look like something out of an early roleplaying game, complete with blue cobblestones. All it’s missing are paladins with halberds who say “Hi, ho, good sirrah!” when you try to talk to them. Except I don’t think we have any paladins on our block, just several industrial shops, a few parking lots, a “shuttered lot,” and a “neighborhood grocery,” which in the real world is a seamy little bodega that now offers “Hot and Spanish Food Breakfast.” While I’ve never tried just going in there, dropping a bunch of gold on the counter and asking for a potion of healing, I wouldn’t be surprised if the guy came up with something that fit the bill.

[linky lovefest]

Topic: Personal
I’ve been Gawked — linked to by one of those fancy blogs where they pay people and everything. (Vast sums, I imagine, it being not just publishing but Web publishing.) I’ve gotten a lot of hits off it (heh), but I’m embarrassed to say how many because then you’d realize how few I’d been getting before. Still, this is almost as exciting as when I got published in that glossy magazine they shoved in everyone’s mailboxes at half the colleges in America — you remember, it’s the one you threw away while you were opening that urgent plea from the ISO — but not quite as exciting as when I got published in that magazine that sat down on the bottom shelf in Barnes & Noble, back behind that tatoo magazine and next to the one about the warewolf lifestyle.This must be just what Jonathan Safran Foer’s life is like.

But anyway, thanks, even if Ana Marie Cox is cuter.

PS: Is there some way that linking to the ISO can get me a free trip to the Carribean? ‘Cause I could sure use that right about now.

[the reign in spain]

Topic: Foreign Affairs

Ever since the Spanish voted out the ruling Popular Party, there has been talk that the people’s choice was somehow a victory for Al Qaeda, or at least a dangerous gesture of appeasement. This line of argument requires that we agree to two givens, both of them controversial:

1. The Bush administration and its allies are fighting terror effectively, so any other political choice is a vote against a successful war on terror.

2. The Spanish made their choice out of fear, hoping that by removing their pro-Bush leader they would appease the Islamists and prevent future attacks.

As far as the first point goes, among my strongest complaints against the Bush administration is that it has not done nearly enough to combat terror. Bin Laden is still at large, Al Qaeda is still clearly capable of impressive attacks against Western capitals, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia remain essentially as they were before 9/11, and security measures at home have been half-hearted and underfunded. The Iraq war may well end up improving the lives of Iraqis, but it was a misdirected salvo in the war on terror ? a costly and distracting endeavor that pulled resources and attention from the real threat, which was and is the shadowy underworld of Islamist terrorism. They get their weapons and logistical support from Pakistan, not Iraq, and their money from Saudi Arabia. Remaking the Middle East is dandy, but the failure to focus on Al Qaeda is legitimate grounds for criticism.

On the second point, I’m not at all convinced that the Spanish voted out of fear. In fact, Aznar’s government was craven and cowardly in the days after the Madrid bombings, at a time when bravery and leadership were called for. Instead of coming forward with everything they knew, the government covered up mounting evidence that the attack was mounted by Islamists, instead blaming ETA [via Talking Points Memo]. Why? Because Aznar’s participation in the Iraq War has been deeply unpopular, while his successes against ETA helped bring him to power.

As the Washington Post points out:

Suspicion that the government manipulated information — blaming ETA in order to divert any possible link between the bombings and Aznar’s unpopular support for the war in Iraq — helped fuel the upset victory of the Socialist Workers’ Party in Sunday’s elections. By then, Islamic extremists linked to al Qaeda had become the focus of the investigation ….

On Saturday night — hours before the polls opened — the government announced the arrests of three Moroccans and two Indians, and the discovery of a videotape from a purported al Qaeda official asserting responsibility for the attacks. Thousands of Spaniards responded by taking to the streets, banging pots and pans in protests and denouncing the government.

That voter anger swept the Socialists back to power for the first time in eight years.

So the Spanish voted against the party that had failed to protect the Spanish people from Islamist terrorism and then refused to face up to what had happened in Madrid. I’m not sure how a vote for the status quo ? a government that fought terror by sending a few troops to Iraq and by lying in the face of disaster ? would have been braver than a vote for change.