[i heart poesy]

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For those of you with a taste for wretched pomes, check out Submissions to the Philolexian Alfred Joyce Kilmer Annual Memorial Bad Poetry Contest, which includes such beauties as “Mellifluous Flowing Smoothly Dark and Sweet (A Peanut Butter Paean)” and “10,000 things I can do with my new hand, suckers.” Sadly, the Philolexian Society home page seems to be only sporadically updated, probably because all the Philos are too busy getting drunk and sleeping with members of the Columbia University Marching Band (a thoroughly disreputable gang if ever there was one), so I have no idea when the next AJKAMBPC might be taking place. But if you find out, let me know.

Oh, and for those who might be wondering, Alfred Joyce Kilmer is a former Philolexian who wrote what may well be the world’s worst poem.