If you’re seriously thinking about heading out of town, though, you’d be better off at Dave’s ESL Cafe, where you can find jobs teaching English in Ethiopia, China, Japan, Bali, Kuwait and especially Korea. Oh, so many jobs in Korea!
For those of you who are considering fleeing the U.S. to avoid another four years of life in Roveistan, Harper’s has a not very helpful guide to changing your citizenship, which suggests that moving permanently to another country is only slightly harder and will take only slightly longer than getting a Democrat elected president (Edwards ’08! Obama ’16! Chelsea ’24!).