All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.
According to the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, “One Millennium Comes to an End and a Next One Begins.” I believe this took place somewhere around January of 2000, though I’m sure Harlan Ellison would argue the point. But I just want to thank the marketing flaks at the Port Authority for clarifying what happens at the turn of a millenium.
Wonkette has an update on the Story of the Boy who Yawned. The video wasn’t faked, but apparently the White House response was: CNN now claims the Bushies never said word one about the affair. So my apologies to the White House for buying into the story.
And this is yet one more reason to stop taking CNN seriously. I gave up on CNN back at the start of the Iraq war, when even FOX News was taking a critical look at the slowing advance, but all CNN could talk about was the nonstory of Jessica Lynch, which had some compelling human interest and about zero political or military importance. And anyway, BBC World kicks both their asses. And has anchor Mishal Hussein, who is so dreamy. If I had a locker, her picture would be pasted to the inside of the door.
I hope to say more about this soon.
You know those coffee makers at work that fill up a whole urn? Ever get impatient and instead of waiting for the urn to fill, just stick your mug under the spout at the start of the brew cycle?
I did.
Guess what? The coffee’s really strong! Really, really strong!
*jiggle* *bounce* *twitch*
Maybe a li’l too strong. Next time, I think maybe I should wait until the urn fills up.
By the 1640s, 18 non-native languages were already spoken in New York City.
Apparently the Late Show with David Letterman ran a clip of a Bush speech in which a boy of about 14, standing just behind the president, yawns conspicuously several times, scratches himself, checks his watch, and finally falls asleep. It was a comedy bit — a bored 14-year-old is hardly a major political crisis — but CNN picked up the clip, and the White House responded by declaring the clip a fake, claiming it was created by studio editing. Letterman responded by saying that was a lie, that the clip was real and the kid was there. Then the White House admitted that okay, maybe the kid was at the speech, but he was standing somewhere else. Except that wasn’t true either. The kid was really there. The White House felt it was better to lie than to allow the American public to believe that a 14-year-old boy could get sleepy at a Bush campaign rally.
Credibility gap, anyone? [via Wonkette; see still images here.]
Recently it dawned on me that I have no idea how the mayor of New York City actually exercises power. I know how it works in the executive branch of the federal government: the Congress passes laws and the president executes them through his appointees, who carry out his orders or lose their jobs. The appointments are overseen by Congress.
But how does it work in New York City?
Rather than just looking up the answer, I decided that what I really wanted to know was the entire history of New York City: how it came to be what it is today. With that in mind, I headed to the main branch of the Brooklyn Public Library (where my wife was engaged in a project involving some William Carlos Williams poems that appear to be free translations of the troubadour poet Arnaut Daniel, but that’s another story) and checked out Edward Robb Ellis’s marvelous The Epic of New York City, which begins the story with the first European sighting of the future New York City and ends with the Wagner Administration (the book was published in 1966).
It took exactly two sentences for me to learn something interesting.
Considering how dense New York City is with culture and human endeavor, it should come as no surprise that it’s ridiculously dense with history as well. I keep finding fascinating little facts, like the roots of the names that map the city today: Gowanus comes from a Chief Gouwane, a dandy called the Young Prince — jong kheer in Dutch — gave Yonkers its name, and New Haarlem was exactly as far from New Amsterdam as Haarlem was from Amsterdam in the old country. And it thrilled me no end to learn that Broadway was an old Native American trail that predated the arrival of Europeans.
And so, I begin today a new feature on The Palaverist: the NYC Fact of the Day.
NYC Fact of the Day: The first European expedition to catch sight of what would become New York City was captained by Giovanni da Verrazano, an Italian working for the French. The second was led by Estéban Gómez, a black Portuguese captain. And Henry Hudson’s mission was the third to spot New York, but the first to land.
REM has produced a lot of great videos down the years, but they may have outdone themselves with “Bad Day,” which Daniel Kleinfeld informs me has its own website. Mmm, zeitgeisty goodness!